some more humour
Mood:  cheeky
Topic: humour
Something else my dear friend Barry sent me.

Yearly Exam

I went to the doctor for my yearly physical.

The nurse started with certain basics.

'How much do you weigh?' she asked.

'135,' I said.

The nurse put me on the scale.

It turned out my weight is 180.

The nurse asked, 'Your height?'

'5 foot 4,' I said.

The nurse checked and saw that I only measure 5'2'.

She then took my blood pressure and told me it is very high.

'Of course it's high!' I screamed. 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'

She put me on Prozac.

What a bitch!